¶ Absalom (the Homepage)
Photograph supposedly taken moments before the closing of the eye.
Author: Unknown
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Some say Absalom was a man. Some say Absalom was a city (editor's note: an outrageous notion I cannot understand why our forebears even thought to mention it). Some say Absalom was a god (editor's note again: a REASONABLE take! Mortals becoming gods is passé, however). As for Absalom's status as an island, well no man is one unto himself, right? So we can strike that one from the list, as the words ‘himself’ and ‘Absalom’ in the same sentence are as oil and water. If there is one thing we know about the multitudes called Absalom, it is that they are exactly that- many, numerous… well-documented and categorized with only the most dubious of knowledge.
What WE say, is that undoubtedly, Absalom was… a wiki.
editor's note 3: Many hero points were removed in the construction of this page. May further pages be more fruitful.
